SAD WATER BRACELET (BLACK)

$1.95
THESE SPECIAL SAD WATER BRACELETS WERE MADE WITH THE INVOLVEMENT OF SOME OF THE TOP DR. DOCTORS (SO WE WE'RE TOLD) IN THE WORLD. THEY HELP WITH SADNESS (AKA SAD FEELS) AND BALANCE (AKA BETTER BRAIN EQUILIBRIUM AND COORDINATION). NONE OF THESE CLAIMS HAVE BEEN EVALUATED BY THE FDA OR ANY “IMPORTANT” GOVERNMENTAL AGENCIES (WHOMS NEEDS THEM ANYWAY?)

To Recap: SAD WATER BRACELETS help with:

- THE SADDY SADS
- BALANCE / COORDINATION
- ANXIETY
- VAMPIRES
- SNAKE OIL SALESMEN

THEY WILL ALSO BRING GOOD FORTUNE AND WEALTH BC A SHAMAN IN NORTH EASTERN SOUTH WESTERN NEVADA SNEEZED ON THEM
SAD WATER BRACELET (BLACK)