SAD BAG

THE BEACH IT HAS WATERS (DON’T DRINK IT) AND SANDS (DON’T LET IT TOUCH YOUR STUFF).

THIS REVOLUTIONARY SAD TOTE BAG WAS BUILT BY THE BRAINIEST OF BRAINS. THEY HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO SEPARATE SANDS FROM TOUCHING THINGS.

REMEMBER THAT TIME IN THE FIRST SENTENCE WHEN WE SAID DON’T DRINK THE BEACH WATER? THIS BAG WILL CARRY YOUR SAD WATERS AND YOUR OTHER IMPORTANT *INSERT BETTER WORD FOR THINGS* THINGS

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DON’T TOUCH SAND

DON’T DRINK OCEAN WATER

LIMITED RUN OF 100

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• 6 oz, 100% cotton canvas
• 22” dual handles
• Dimensions: 14 ½” x 15 ½”