THE INTERNET IS BAD NOW SWEATSHIRT

$34.99
THE NEW “INTERNET IS BAD NOW” SWEATSHIRT FROM SAD WATER IS OUT JUST IN TIME FOR Y2K. THINGS ARE GETTING WEIRD OUT THERE AND IT'S TIME TO SIMPLIFY EVERYTHING. LET’S START BY REMEMBERING THAT THE INTERNET WAS AN OASIS WHERE LIKE-MINDED PPL HUNG OUT UNTIL SOMEONE CALLED OUR LANDLINE PHONES AND THE DIAL-UP KICKED US OFF THE ONLINE. A TIME WHEN MICROSOFT PAINT WAS ALL THE RAGE. A TIME WHEN RAGING ONLINE WAS GOOD AND WE WEREN’T YELLING AT EACH OTHER OVER POLITICAL BELIEFS. A TIME WHEN FURRIES MEANT FLUFFY CRITTERS AND NOT WEIRD PPL PRETENDING THEY ARE ANIMALS HAVING SEX. LASTLY, A TIME WHEN WE SPENT 20 MIN ONLINE A DAY AND LOOKED AT THINGS BESIDES OUR SCREENS THE REST OF THE DAY. THE INTERNET IS BAD NOW AND THERE IS NO TURNING BACK.

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• 8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband