SAD CONDOM

SINGLE HIGH QUALITY, STANDARD-SIZED LATEX CONDOMS.

DRUNK? DOES BRAIN NOT CALL THE SHOTS (NO PUN INTENDED) ANYMORE? MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A SAD CONDOM TO PROTECT YOUR BEST FRIEND.     

CONDOMS ARE LAME, THEY ARE LIKE HELMETS (WHICH ARE ALSO LAME) BUT STDS (SEX TRANSIT DISEASES) AND HAVING BABIES (LITTLE U’S) TOO YOUNG ARE LAMER.

CONDOMS, IF YOU THINK WE ARE TALKING ABOUT APARTMENTS THEN YOU’RE TOO YOUNG TO BUY THESE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE THEN PROCEED AND REMEMBER. DONT B THIRSTY (IT SAYS SO ON THE PACKAGING)

Made to FDA standards per order. Individually packaged in custom condom wallet.